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Problems, we've all got them. And, as we're discovering, acting rationally and reasonably in the face of these problems is almost certainly a rare mutant ability, because most of us act the complete opposite.
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Ok, but being dead the whole time is something you’d notice.
The good news is, it’s theoretically possible to see this stuff.
Take every product claim with a grain of salt. Even when it’s about salt.
Nothing about any of this is fair.
It’s time to translate some ingredient labels.
Break out the hipster glasses, because it’s time to appreciate some original, unknown versions.