26 Completely Self-Defeating Ways You React To Problems

Acting rationally in the face of a problem is almost certainly a superhero ability.
26 Completely Self-Defeating Ways You React To Problems

Problems, we've all got them. And, as we're discovering, acting rationally and reasonably in the face of these problems is almost certainly a rare mutant ability, because most of us act the complete opposite.

For example ...

A few minutes of stopped traffic? Naw... I'll just drive miles out of the way to avoid it. CRACKED
I STOPPED WATCHING TV AT NICHT TO AVOID STRAININE MY EYES, SO I READ SOMETHINE TO ET TO SLEEP.
WAS SICK OF spending ALL OF MY money on RENT In THE CITY, SO U PACKED UP And moved TOA CHEAP House in THE couNTRY. NOW GET TO sPend ALL OF mY money on
Tell KIds they can o alk about you anything Overreace when they do 3O they never open up again
I'm kinda broke, so I start playing a video game to forget about it. And it works, so I spend a day making zero progress on solving the problem.
When I feel bad after a breakup... I often act angry and weird which ensures that I don't attract a new partner. CRACKED COM
I can't work when I feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of work I have to do. So I procrastinate until the horror of the encroaching deadline snaps m
CRACKED.COM I started workiNg out late at night because I am only free at that time. McDonald's DRIVE-THRU I hate myself. And then I'd immediately go
If you have several exams coming up, the best thing to do would be to chose one or two subjects, concentrate on just them, and study for the other one
1. I invite friends over for drinks because it's more convenient for me. 2. I get upset because I spend a lot of money BECECO CEC being the host. 3, R
If someone's behavior is getting on my nerves, I don't say anything, thinking Why bother? Which means they never find out they're doing something th
CRACKEDo FEELING BAD ABOUT coM NOT HAVING A JOB? SLEEP ALL DAY DO NOT LOOK FOR A NEW JOB
To stop myself from getting nervous when 0 present in front of an audience, I think of all the worst case scenarios and try to avoid them. Thinking ab
CRACKED.COM My first girlfriend left me for being too clingy. I was clingy because I was afraid that she would leave me.
CRACKEDCON O hanlhur I try to save couple of bucks by smoking fewer cigarettes during the day, but then I can't fall asleep if I'm craving nicotine, S
I don't want to go to the doctor for my headache and congestion. I think I'll get WEbMD. on It's Aseptic Meningitis and is probably fatal. Time to sta
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CRACKEDCON just got my heart broken SO I'0I listen to heartbreak songs that makes me even more sad and emotionally distressed.
Somebody told me that something I said was actually a racist microaggression. I better get defensive and start arguing before considering their feedba
CRACKEDCON If 0 need to learn a new skill 0 react with8 Nah, I'II suck at it. As opposed to all the magic piies who always master everything instant
CRACKED COM I am socially awkward because stressing over my social awkwardness makes me too socially anxious to properly interact with people.
Whenever I hit my head on something hard... make it worse o00 by punching it
I've got way too much to do! O Instead of actually getting to work, I'll download another productivity app so I can get so busy organizing all my task
I DRINK TO FORGET WHAT AN ASS I MADE OF MYSELF LAST NIGHTo PROBLEM Is, DRINKING IS WHAT MAKES ME AN ASS. SO I DRINK TO FORGET WHAT AN ASs I MADE OF MY
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10 2 g 3 8 4 76 7 5 Having to wake up early stresses me out to the point that I can't fall asleep.

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