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21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Could Survive

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21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Could Survive

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NOI IN GOLDENEYE Alec Trevelyan somehow survives a 450-foot headfirst fall onto metal. Besides a few cuts and a nosebleed, he is ok!

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In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indy rides a submarine for about 450 miles. Indy rides along on a submarine that dives underwater, most likely by tying hi

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In Spielberg's WART OF WORLDS THE Robbie runs into a Just before the warzone without entire area is any protective completely clothing or engulfed in

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CRACKED COM JURASSIC WORLD 41 WHEN BREAKING THE FOUR-MINUTE-MILE, ROGER BANNISTER AVERAGED 15 MILESIHOUR. A T. REX IS ESTIMATED TO HAVE HAD A TOP SPEE

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DANTE'S PEAK A volcano's pyroclastic flow can move at speeds of up to 450mph - the characters in the movie attempting to escape from it in an old car

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INTERSTELLAR THE TEAM OF ASTRONAUTS LAND ON A PLANET NEAR A BLACK HOLE. IN REALITY, THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED BY THE GAMMA RADIATION EMITTED FROM TH

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MAL MAX R R O A WITH THE LENGTH DF TIME MAX HAD THE INTRAVENOUS CANNULA ATTACHED, AROUND 3.31 LITRES OF BLOOD WOULD HAVE BEEN TRANSFUSED, OR 0X OF HIS

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Entry by Kevin King

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THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION Sewage gives off a toxic gas called hydrogen sulfide which can kill someone in minutes. There's no way Andy Dufresne could've

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21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Could Survive

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