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Time destroys everything. It turns mountains to dust, savannas to deserts, and worst of all, it can turn tropes and gimmicks made popular by famous people into painfully unfunny relics of our past.
For example ...
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Ok, but being dead the whole time is something you’d notice.
The good news is, it’s theoretically possible to see this stuff.
Some characters come out of the gate and do an instant 180.
Take every product claim with a grain of salt. Even when it’s about salt.
Nothing about any of this is fair.
It’s time to translate some ingredient labels.