It's not secret that our pets can absolutely read our minds. And we like to think we can read theirs, and apply a super cute voice to those thoughts in the process. But it turns out that we really kind of don't know shit about what our pets are thinking.

So in an effort to improve pet-human relations, please consult this guide before you try to figure out Mr. Wigginbutt's next move.

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