19Entry by Ryan_C_Thyme
18Entry by tmsteele2000
Car accidents. Packs of roving wolves in the street. Flaming cars full of psycho maniacs chasing you down the highway. Falling down. There's lots of ways we imagine ourselves kicking the bucket, because we're morbid people who are frightened by our own mortality.
But it turns out we shouldn't let our imaginations get away from ourselves, because there's a good chance most of us will perish doing something really innocuous. For instance ...
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Sometimes a celebrity can surprise you.
When you think about it, these characters are more sad than funny.
Statistics can be misleading, but not this time.