Look, we're about as red blooded as you can get by American standards. We eat steak three times a day. We have pictures of Hulk Hogan all over the office bathrooms. Top Gun plays on repeat in the break room. You know, real American shit, bro.
But we'll be the first to admit that our adamant refusal to learn another language besides American has some serious drawbacks. For instance, we missed literally all of the easter eggs you're going to learn about in a minute.