23 Fictional Technology Ding-Dong Flaws

The technology in sci-fi movies leaves us in such awe that we often don't notice the little imperfections. We asked you to show us why that awesome technology is really not that awesome. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by daflehrer1

Let's see... altimeter, fuel, artificial horizon, nay gps, air speed, radio. All completely invisible. Dang it !

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Entry by soundfilter

The microwave emitter in Batman Begins was designed to vaporize water. Seeing as the human body is about 60% water, Ra's (along with the rest of the c

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Entry by Comunacho

Shit! Since I'm invisible, light doesn't interact with my eyes! blind!l I'm Copytight O 2000 Cotumbis Pictures.Inc.

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Entry by SeldenLi

23 Fictional Technology Ding-Dong Flaws

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Entry by zastrozzi

Marine issue, 1984: Wheelbase: 3.3m Ground clearance: 41cm Front overhang: zero Marine Issue, C.2150 NB Clears obstacles about t aswell as a Lamborghi

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Entry by mx6789

When travelling close to the speed OF light, TIME SLOWS Down in the Spacecraft. So after travelling multiple times the speed OF light For extended tim

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Entry by Sksmith

AVATAR HAS TECHNOLOGY THAT ALLOWS FOR MBCHS. ADVANCED SPACE TRAVEL AND VTOL AIRSHIPS WITH GUNS EVERYWHERE. AND THEY SEND OUT THE MARINES IN T-SHIRTS.

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Entry by zastrozzi

The arm is bionic. The back and shoulder muscles aren't. So the first time Steve Austin uses the strength equivalent to a bulldozer in that arm, he's

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ALM. 00 7 8-00 CS.DI The Colonial Marines Proximity z Detector only reads on the X /y axis? Wouldn't you want one that can also read on the Z axis? It

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Entry by motherofturds

STAR TREK First we made phasers shaped like guns, which made them easy to aim. Then we made them into remote controls so you have to angle your wrist

Unlike airplane, the Millenium an Falcon has neither wings nor wheels... ...and, unlike docks with its a rocket, it engines facing backward, not downw

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Entry by mdc2142

Marty McFly used a time machine in California to travel from 1885 to 1985... AECLIPSo but the Pacific Tectonic Plate, which borders California, moves

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Entry by jnw1970

IF THE DEATH STAR'S EXHAUST PORT POINTS UP... WHY ATTACK IT BY ELYING DOWN A HEAVILY DEFENDED TRENCH HORING YOUR PROTON TORPEDO WILL GET SUCKED 1N2 WO

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Entry by frippo

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Entry by Danzy

The human body requires more energy to be fed into it than it produces as heat. We would make terrible batteries.

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Entry by gingajpv

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Entry by Alex Race

How to win a lightsaber battle in 3 easy steps: 1) Swing your lightsaber at your opponent and he will surely put UP his lightsaber to defend 2) Press

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Entry by richferrara

CRACKED COM TERMINATE 07AY 7 Why exactly would a Terminator need this display screen? Who's reading it?

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Entry by QwertyMan46

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Entry by Millog

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