It's fiction, we get it. That being said, that doesn't excuse the inexcusable, which we'll say is presenting something ridiculous and then expecting the audience to just turn a blind eye and come along for the ride.

Nope.

That's not how we roll around here, not at all. It's our job to point out such brazen flaws. What else would we do? We can't just eat McGriddles all day long. So that’s why we decided to get our readers into the act, too. Why should we have all the fun? So that’s exactly what we did.

The technology in sci-fi movies leaves us in such awe that we often don't notice the little imperfections. We asked you to show us why that awesome technology is really not that awesome and sure had a lot of fun chowing McGriddles and going through the entries. Cracked readers have shown us some of the bigger flaws within made-up technology.

Entry by soundfilter

The microwave emitter in Batman Begins was designed to vaporize water. Seeing as the human body is about 60% water, Ra's (along with the rest of the c

Entry by zastrozzi

Marine issue, 1984: Wheelbase: 3.3m Ground clearance: 41cm Front overhang: zero Marine Issue, C.2150 NB Clears obstacles about t aswell as a Lamborghi

Entry by Sksmith

AVATAR HAS TECHNOLOGY THAT ALLOWS FOR MBCHS. ADVANCED SPACE TRAVEL AND VTOL AIRSHIPS WITH GUNS EVERYWHERE. AND THEY SEND OUT THE MARINES IN T-SHIRTS.

Entry by jnw1970

IF THE DEATH STAR'S EXHAUST PORT POINTS UP... WHY ATTACK IT BY ELYING DOWN A HEAVILY DEFENDED TRENCH HORING YOUR PROTON TORPEDO WILL GET SUCKED 1N2 WO

Entry by gingajpv

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Entry by richferrara

CRACKED COM TERMINATE 07AY 7 Why exactly would a Terminator need this display screen? Who's reading it?

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