16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Look, we'll break it to you easy: You don't have enough awesome James Bond moves in your hand-to-hand combat arsenal. And while we absolutely don't advise you use these on anyone who isn't seriously attacking you, we're hard-pressed to believe that anyone would fuck with you if you practiced these on those little shits at the elementary school.

To help take your combat skills to the next level, we asked our readers to help us put this self-defense guide together and gave money for the best ass-kicking tip.

Advertisement

16
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Entry 16

15
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Entry 15

14
Entry by 4loop

Entry 14

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

13
Entry by TaiGin

Entry 13

12
Entry by Gazdatronik

Entry 12

11
Entry by CaptainTater

Entry 11

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

10
Entry by DoctorWhat

Entry 10

9
Entry by md_who

Entry 9

8
Entry by SeaMan

Entry 8

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

7

Entry 7

6
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Entry 6

5
Entry by SeaMan

Entry 5

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

4
Entry by Kittylouise

Entry 4

3
Entry by MinorShan

Entry 3

2
Entry by burritomouth

Entry 2

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

1
And the winner is ...

Congrats, Ricorum. You win money.

Entry 1

To turn on reply notifications, click here

1532 Comments

Load Comments

More Pictofacts

25 Movies That Were Changed For Objectively Weird Reasons

It’s not just that these were almost different. It’s why they changed that's amazing.

149

22 Fan Theories You Simply Have To Pay Attention To

What if Gandalf was talking about the eagles?

183

23 Inspirational Scenes That Come Pretty Much Out Of Nowhere

Even the most predictable movie or show can hit you in the feels.

120

31 Customer Types You Can’t Escape On The Job

Think you’re making a worker’s day with your fresh take? Think again.

316

18 Secret Shopping Tips That Will Save You Serious Cash

How to become a shopping ninja.

167

Amazing Hacks To Make Your Apps & Browser Less Infuriating

Before you cancel your internet and burn your devices, consider these tips.

64