16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Look, we'll break it to you easy: You don't have enough awesome James Bond moves in your hand-to-hand combat arsenal. And while we absolutely don't advise you use these on anyone who isn't seriously attacking you, we're hard-pressed to believe that anyone would fuck with you if you practiced these on those little shits at the elementary school.

To help take your combat skills to the next level, we asked our readers to help us put this self-defense guide together and gave money for the best ass-kicking tip.

Advertisement

16
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

15
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

14
Entry by 4loop

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

13
Entry by TaiGin

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

12
Entry by Gazdatronik

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

11
Entry by CaptainTater

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

10
Entry by DoctorWhat

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

9
Entry by md_who

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

8
Entry by SeaMan

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

7

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

6
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

5
Entry by SeaMan

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

4
Entry by Kittylouise

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

3
Entry by MinorShan

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

2
Entry by burritomouth

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

1
And the winner is ...

Congrats, Ricorum. You win money.

16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

To turn on reply notifications, click here

1533 Comments

Load Comments

More Pictofacts

Movies That Only Exist Because Of Other Films

Turns out the movies themselves are breeding.

74

How The Modern World Affects Us In Unseen Ways

Somebody, somewhere predicted this stuff, right?

158

Celebrity Vanity Projects That Gloriously Imploded

Just like literal dreams, not all creative dreams should come true.

216

Historically-Impossible Scenes In Well-Known Movies & Shows

Maybe pick up a history book, once or twice.

151

Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

Turns out arranging things into numbered lists is pretty tame.

178

38 Product Improvements That Improve Jack Squat

These features are making a serious dent in impulse spending.

315