16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques


Look, we'll break it to you easy: You don't have enough awesome James Bond moves in your hand-to-hand combat arsenal. And while we absolutely don't advise you use these on anyone who isn't seriously attacking you, we're hard-pressed to believe that anyone would fuck with you if you practiced these on those little brats at the elementary school.

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Entry by 4loop

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Entry by DoctorWhat

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Entry by SeaMan

The Guillotine Choke The guillotine is a popular choke in jiu-jitsu and MMA that works either from a standing po- sition or off your back, making it

Entry by Ricorum

Wouldn't it be nice if people had a steering wheel for their heads? Oh wait; just grab their ears and yank! Doesn't matter what your attacker is doing

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