16 Surprisingly Simple Self-Defense Techniques


Look, we'll break it to you easy: You don't have enough awesome James Bond moves in your hand-to-hand combat arsenal. And while we absolutely don't advise you use these on anyone who isn't seriously attacking you, we're hard-pressed to believe that anyone would fuck with you if you practiced these on those little shits at the elementary school.

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A weak blow to the A stronger blow vagus nerve will (located result in slightly below the on syncope (loss of ear the neck) will result consciousness)

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The Guillotine Choke The guillotine is a popular choke in jiu-jitsu and MMA that works either from a standing po- sition or off your back, making it

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The benefits of using elbow strikes: - Closer effective striking range than punching - The point of your elbow may open up cuts on your opponent's fac

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