Terrible Movie Merchandise The Studios Didn't Think Through

We get that stupid kids and distracted parents are going to shell out big cash for action figures or SpongeBob SquarePants macaroni. And we totally understand that there are adults out there who are thrilled to spend bigger cash on collectibles from their own childhoods. But the stuff we present here isn't for either of those groups. Or anyone else, as far as we can tell.

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Terrible Movie Merchandise The Studios Didn't Think Through - CoverGirl did a Hunger Games Capitol-inspired collection.Read More: 6 Movie Marketing Tie-Ins That Hilariously Missed The Point

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Terrible Movie Merchandise The Studios Didn't Think Through - A Thor alarm clock, shaped like a  dumbbell.Read More: The 16 Most Baffling Pieces of Official Merchandise Ever

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Terrible Movie Merchandise The Studios Didn't Think Through - The 1984 Dune film came with a kids’ activity book.Read More: The 16 Most Baffling Pieces of Official Merchandise Ever

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Terrible Movie Merchandise The Studios Didn't Think Through - Behold, the Superman mobility scooter.Read More: The 6 Most Insanely Depressing Examples of Movie Merchandise

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Roger Rabbit got a dip flip action playset. DIPFLIP OF FREMZY A RAST TPPIN DIP FUN DIP THE ACTION One player takes control of a flipper shaped lik

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Terrible Movie Merchandise The Studios Didn't Think Through - Mmmm ... Little Mermaid fish nuggets!Read More: The 6 Most Insanely Depressing Examples of Movie Merchandise