13 Ridiculous Excuses Celebs Used To Get Out Of Stuff

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Human beings are notoriously lazy, and famous people are no exception. The only difference is, they tend to be a little more creative and shameless in their ploys to weasel out of work. Just left and right, celebrities are using outlandish excuses to get out of civic duties, regular jobs, and even that fancy thing they do for a living.

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Michael Jackson once cancelled a concert due to dehydration.

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After a life changing accident in 1999, Stephen King decided to quit publishing. His excuse? I've killed enough of the world's trees. Luckily for fa

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An upcoming appearance on James Corden's show wasn't enough to get Neil Patrick Harris out of jury duty. Only family responsibilities would excuse him

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13 Ridiculous Excuses Celebs Used To Get Out Of Stuff

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