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Human beings are notoriously lazy, and famous people are no exception. The only difference is, they tend to be a little more creative and shameless in their ploys to weasel out of work. Just left and right, celebrities are using outlandish excuses to get out of civic duties, regular jobs, and even that fancy thing they do for a living.

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