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Human beings are notoriously lazy, and famous people are no exception. The only difference is, they tend to be a little more creative and shameless in their ploys to weasel out of work. Just left and right, celebrities are using outlandish excuses to get out of civic duties, regular jobs, and even that fancy thing they do for a living.

For example ...

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In order to avoid jail-time, Jimi Hendrix enlisted in the Army after repeated arrests. Later, he deliberately got himself discharged by pretending to

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After a life changing accident in 1999, Stephen King decided to quit publishing. His excuse? I've killed enough of the world's trees. Luckily for fa

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13 Ridiculous Excuses Celebs Used To Get Out Of Stuff

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