Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

Fancy professionals literally speak their own language, filled with secret terms that sail right over other people's heads. And that's on purpose. Nobody likes being in the dark, so we asked our plasticians to shine some light on the coded phrases insiders use to communicate.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up: