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Fancy professionals literally speak their own language, filled with secret terms that sail right over other people's heads. And that's on purpose. Nobody likes being in the dark, so we asked our plasticians to shine some light on the coded phrases insiders use to communicate.

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We've got a Code Brown! If you hear a nurse call a Code Brown, it means they are in deep doo-doo. Literally. The term is used to describe a relate
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