33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

We live in a world where almost any crazy idea is given life, and yet we still find things a little ... lacking.

That's why we asked our readers to come up with any business idea they could think of, so that we could steal them and go on Shark Tank. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by TurdScarsdale

PREDATECH

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRACKED City Cabs, Inc. TAXI 952-555-3911 Fastest cab service in town!

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Entry by Danzy

SUPERSTORE You COSTUME To Costume Artists Make-up Use Professional We

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Entry by AM Smiley

Mrs. Haskell's RESPECTFUL TEENAGE SON Ask Family Reunions alout POLITE our compliment Company Picnics package! DOES CHORES .Weddings HAS OWN CAR Yardw

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Entry by mkad

CRACKEDCON Airport Showers Enjoy hot water high pressured. showers while waiting for your flight! Soap, shampoo, and conditioner provided Alternative

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by LilySprite

CRACKEDO CON Have to get two things done at once? Too sick to make it to an obligation? Just really don't want to take that trip to visit Aunt Mildred

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Entry by 404notfound

CRACKED.CON GOLDEN FALLS AMAZIN G SPHERE DROP 99% SAFE OR YOUR MONEY BACK

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Entry by Mgloss

MOM-9110666-91) BLEEDLVG! ASTYfalls STUBBED TOES ASITCERS BEESTVGS UGLBREKUPS Also, dealing with assholes in authority since 1990 CRACKED COM

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by monkeylamp

PYGANY PETS 220 pvii CRACKED CON

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Entry by gingerninja90

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKEDCON TAP YOUR TAP

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Entry by Mgloss

MP3 AUTO DIAGNOSTIC AND REPAIR SERVICE (555) 278-4003 123 Easy Way. Yourcity, ST 12123 Tired of explaining that fricka-fricka, weep-wah, or chunka-hoo

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by ETangonan

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by bazooka

COM RENT-A-ROBOT EXTENSIVE INVENTORY CONSTRUCTION DEMOLITION REVENGE

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Entry by chasem

Traffic Hopper CRAGKED COM

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Entry by GrumpyMonkey

Milo's Hipster Bar, Grill & Paintballl Range PBR & Shot: s Kimchi Tacos: $11 Cold Brew Sumatran Coflee: $7 Paintball Gun Rental: $25 AIx Tank Refill:

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Entry by Paika

Handjobs & Coffee 3225 105 CRACKED COM

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

CRACKEDe COM CANDYLAND

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Entry by bazooka

CRAOKEDCO in Hrirs CROSSTOWN ZIPLINES

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Entry by 404notfound

WE ERADICATE THESE PESKY LITTLE BUGGERS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY TARDIS! DALEK PESW EXMERMINATORS -800-XTRMIN8 CRACKED COM

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Entry by Paka

CRACKED CON BUMPER CAP RENTALS

CRACKED COM Antimat tep Cataly- zed Thepmonacleap luthinatien CLEAN NUCLEAR FIR -EWOR KS!

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Entry by gicusudoru

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by AM Smiley

67t Dine with Dog your CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Danzy

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by LilySprite

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by mightyzamfir

CRACKEDCON I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But you can call me... RIGHT NOW! Want some fatherly advice, discuss midichlorians, o

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Entry by Troposphere

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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Entry by dfjeld

33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

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