33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

We live in a world where almost any crazy idea is given life, and yet we still find things a little ... lacking.
33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

We live in a world where almost any crazy idea is given life, and yet we still find things a little ... lacking.

That's why we asked our readers to come up with any business idea they could think of, so that we could steal them and go on Shark Tank. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
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33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could
33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

There are FOUR chances for you to win some cold, hard cash. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread .. or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners get 10,000 pennies; macro winners get 20,000!)

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