If Product Names Were Forced to Be Accurate

A product's name is just one more opportunity for companies to pull the wool over our eyes. We asked our readers to show us what happens when corporations are forced to accurately name products. Winner got $100 ...

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by TheBuzzard

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by F-O

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Entry by 404notfound

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by JohnnyMcKay

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Entry by rs1

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Entry by HeikeOtt

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Entry by DudeEli

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by monkeybird

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

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Entry by HamHurt

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by BaconGristle

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

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Entry by rs1

beoldr GS NDC 50580-534-08 Llome Break 4 Mom ALLERGY ALLERGY HCI Diphenhydramine solution mg/5 mL oral 12.5 Antihistamine Relieves Runny Nose Sneezing

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

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Entry by Rachel P.

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Entry by Paka

CRACKEDCON Sugardye

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

BumButter 100% PURE 0 PETROLEUM IELLY HEALS NET WT. 13 OZ. (368g) THEORIGINAL DRVNE CRACKEDOON

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Entry by jkazz

If Product Names Were Forced to Be Accurate

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Entry by FunkPumpkin

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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