If Product Names Were Forced to Be Accurate

We asked our readers to show us what happens when corporations are forced to accurately name products.
If Product Names Were Forced to Be Accurate

A product's name is just one more opportunity for companies to pull the wool over our eyes. We asked our readers to show us what happens when corporations are forced to accurately name products. Winner got $100 ...

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