What Inanimate Objects Are Thinking

Humans are never stupider than when we're lashing out at an inanimate object we failed to use correctly, or just stubbed our toe on. Thankfully, the objects are much better at holding their tongues. We asked you to show us the things they're thinking but don't say aloud. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

ALL AEL JUST SHE'S A YOURE BRICK ANOTu IN WE'RE ALL BRICKS HOUSE! IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING WALL! SING SOMETHING ELSE! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by MBiggenson

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT ASSHOLE, THIS IS HOW ROLL!

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Entry by Gibbo69

CRACKED. DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX

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Entry by Roland223

Torpedoes in the water Captain! Fire the stern torpedo tubes!! Engines full ahead, right full rudder and 30 degrees on the bow planes! Emergency Surfa

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Entry by MBiggenson

DON'T SET FOR 6:00 AM... DON'T SET FOR 6:00 AM... DON'T SET FOR :00 AM... DON'T SET FOR... FUCK! CRACKED.COM

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Chevauchee Walkdrenritt. Allegro des Walkyrich. Ride of 000 the Valkyries. CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by runner-runner

CRACKED.cOM NOOOO! FATHER! TAKE ME, I'M OLD!

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OW! SH*T! QUIT IT! HOW'D you LIKE IT IF I TOOK TWEEZERS TO YOUR CROTCH??! CRACKED.CDM

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Entry by MBiggenson

CRACKED.cOM WITHOUT ME, NONE OF THIS SHIT IS EVEN POSSIBLE!

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Entry by nichnich68

CRACKED.COM Oh sure you have a boyfriend now. But you'll be back. Nobody can love you like I can! IOMAN

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Entry by MBiggenson

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Entry by Fluffernuttr

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Entry by brendiggg

Yep, Totally no regrets! worth it! This is bullshit I am truly being immor- talized WAD CRACKED.COM

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Entry by MinorShan

You're the best TARDIS in ALL the universe! POn OH DOCTOR. STOP! I'D BE BLUSHING IF MY CIRCUITS ALLOWED SUCH NONESENSE! No, Redly Muh too nice foR ary

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Entry by AzISeeIt

CRACKED.cOM By the light... By the light... By the light... Of the silvery moon...

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Entry by DarrenJames

Shit! Shit! Shit! What are we gonna' do. man!? WHAT ARE WE GONNA Do!? AAI Fly & wasp THoHillmtullll Killer SHUT UP! Spray Let me think for a second! C

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Entry by heyoka

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