Humans are never stupider than when we're lashing out at an inanimate object we failed to use correctly, or just stubbed our toe on. Thankfully, the objects are much better at holding their tongues. We asked you to show us the things they're thinking but don't say aloud. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Gibbo69

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Entry by MBiggenson

CRACKED.cOM WITHOUT ME, NONE OF THIS SHIT IS EVEN POSSIBLE!

Entry by Fluffernuttr

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Entry by AzISeeIt

CRACKED.cOM By the light... By the light... By the light... Of the silvery moon...

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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