15Entry by Busteq
14Entry by never_more
There are a lot of appropriate ways to respond to a news story. You can send condolences when something tragic happens. If it's related to politics, you can have a fact-based, reasoned discussion. If it's about Channing Tatum, you can talk about how great he looks without a shirt on.
And then there are a lot of dumb ways to respond to a news story. These are those ways.
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.