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We've mentioned before about how superheroes are pretty much the biggest dickheads on the planet. However, if the internet has proven anything to us, it's that things can always get worse.
For example ...
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.
Turns out white knuckles don't fade over time.