Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized

History is just loaded with scandals. Shit, you can't even go 30 days without one taking flight, shitting all over the news cycle, then disappearing forever.

And while these scandals had their fair share of complications and backstories, well, there are just too many details to remember. Which is why we condensed them all into six words or less.

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Entry by S Peter Davis

ADOPTS MARRIES DAUGHTER WIFE 1A t RPHANAGF SAME WOMAN

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Entry by wabbittwax

CRACKEDCON The NSA has seen you NAKED

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Actually, we do negotiate with terrorists. El CRACKED.COM

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Entry by AJAndersen

Violence? Drugs? Sex? WNEL HHIHH J Piirtols $ Nope, just air.

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Entry by DreVil

CRACKED COM We were on a break!

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Entry by petereaton

TTAYED TOO MAY HLS AT ONCE D CRACKED COM

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Entry by Kevin King

Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized

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Entry by JarOCats

Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized

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Entry by Opus52

Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized

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Entry by Busteq

CRACK WEINER TWEETS WEENIE

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CRACKED Presidents should be seen, not heard.

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Entry by VirginAndy

CRACKED CRACKED TORONTO MAYOR LOVES CRACK PARTIES

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Entry by Opus52

And the winner is... um... Colombia? iL (CCP CRACKED.COM