Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized

Who says you can't condense convoluted scandals into one sentence?
Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized

History is just loaded with scandals. Shit, you can't even go 30 days without one taking flight, shitting all over the news cycle, then disappearing forever.

And while these scandals had their fair share of complications and backstories, well, there are just too many details to remember. Which is why we condensed them all into six words or less.

ADOPTS MARRIES DAUGHTER WIFE 1A t RPHANAGF SAME WOMAN
CRACKEDCON The NSA has seen you NAKED
Actually, we do negotiate with terrorists. El CRACKED.COM
Violence? Drugs? Sex? WNEL HHIHH J Piirtols $ Nope, just air.
CRACKED COM We were on a break!
TTAYED TOO MAY HLS AT ONCE D CRACKED COM
Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized
Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized
Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized
CRACK WEINER TWEETS WEENIE
CRACKED Presidents should be seen, not heard.
CRACKED CRACKED TORONTO MAYOR LOVES CRACK PARTIES
Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized
And the winner is... um... Colombia? iL (CCP CRACKED.COM
RERO NE RAISE PRICE PILAEMA DRUG COST SOARS 5.000+9 Whdis hat ois 1 I T man in America'? ADA22 BLAME CEO, KEEP PRICE GRESS HT Martin Shkrelii PIl Gh P

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