History is just loaded with scandals. Shit, you can't even go 30 days without one taking flight, shitting all over the news cycle, then disappearing forever.

And while these scandals had their fair share of complications and backstories, well, there are just too many details to remember. Which is why we condensed them all into six words or less.

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Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized

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