Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized
Who says you can't condense convoluted scandals into one sentence?
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History is just loaded with scandals. Shit, you can't even go 30 days without one taking flight, shitting all over the news cycle, then disappearing forever.
And while these scandals had their fair share of complications and backstories, well, there are just too many details to remember. Which is why we condensed them all into six words or less.
![ADOPTS MARRIES DAUGHTER WIFE 1A t RPHANAGF SAME WOMAN](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/5/561585.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCON The NSA has seen you NAKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/6/1/561861.jpg?v=1)
![Actually, we do negotiate with terrorists. El CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/5/9/561859.jpg?v=1)
![Violence? Drugs? Sex? WNEL HHIHH J Piirtols $ Nope, just air.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/1/561581.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED COM We were on a break!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/6/0/561860.jpg?v=1)
![TTAYED TOO MAY HLS AT ONCE D CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/8/561578.jpg?v=1)
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![Outrageous Stories You Should Care About: Summarized](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/0/561580.jpg?v=1)
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![CRACK WEINER TWEETS WEENIE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/0/561570.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED Presidents should be seen, not heard.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/6/6/561566.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED CRACKED TORONTO MAYOR LOVES CRACK PARTIES](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/6/4/561564.jpg?v=1)
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![And the winner is... um... Colombia? iL (CCP CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/6/2/561562.jpg?v=1)
![RERO NE RAISE PRICE PILAEMA DRUG COST SOARS 5.000+9 Whdis hat ois 1 I T man in America'? ADA22 BLAME CEO, KEEP PRICE GRESS HT Martin Shkrelii PIl Gh P](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/7/561577.jpg?v=1)