Six-Word-Phrases That'll Brighten Your Mother F'in Day

Hey, you! Yeah, you! How's it going? Going OK? Not really? Oh you're doing really well? Well stop doing so well, because this only works if you're currently a sad sap!

Because if you're feeling glum, well, prepare to not be. And, actually, if you're feeling great, be prepared to feel even greater!

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NORWAY HAS A PENGUIN COLONEL REALLY.

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Entry by treendabean

FOR INSTANT HAPPINESS GOOGLE BABY TURTLES

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Entry by McButton

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Entry by Amontaristos

Six-Word-Phrases That'll Brighten Your Mother F'in Day

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Entry by FBomb

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Entry by stahn_lee

MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH

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Entry by Jesmonster

CRAGKEDCOT Snuggling puppies gets you high, naturally!

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Entry by K M Richards

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Entry by Sonny Time

A DUCK FLYING AT MACH TWO

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Entry by Kevin King

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Entry by LilySprite

CRACKEDCON Guinea pigs are born with fur!

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Entry by Kevin King

Quokkas are always ready to smile!

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