11Entry by Douglas A. McDonnell
10Entry by McButton
Hey, you! Yeah, you! How's it going? Going OK? Not really? Oh you're doing really well? Well stop doing so well, because this only works if you're currently a sad sap!
Because if you're feeling glum, well, prepare to not be. And, actually, if you're feeling great, be prepared to feel even greater!
Here's what the inside of a character's brain looks like.