Hey, you! Yeah, you! How's it going? Going OK? Not really? Oh you're doing really well? Well stop doing so well, because this only works if you're currently a sad sap!

Because if you're feeling glum, well, prepare to not be. And, actually, if you're feeling great, be prepared to feel even greater!

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