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jbreeding91 Charlottesville, Va
Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
About Me:
I do the "Your Brain On Cracked" thing. I can explain: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/24/i-made-a-thing-please-dont-hate-me-for-it/
Just about everything I've written (including over 100 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to scream at me at jbreeding91@gmail.com.
How TurboTax (Secretly) Makes Your Taxes A Nightmare
TurboTax is actually one of the primary reasons doing your taxes sucks so much.
3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked
Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.
3 Stupid Movie Moments That Are Secretly Genius - Your Brain on Cracked
Alleged doctor Jordan Breeding explains why some of film's dumbest moments are pure brilliance.
Famous Characters Whose Jobs Make No Freaking Sense
Time to call out characters whose useless jobs could only exist a movie.
5 Weirdly Specific Movie Tropes That Are Suddenly Everywhere
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
Why The New 'Star Wars' Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start
Warning: This article contains 'The Rise Of Skywalker' spoilers. But you've already seen it, so no worries, right?
5 Lost Video Game Mechanics That Need To Come Back
Really kinda wish everyone had ripped off these ideas.
5 Iconic Movies Saved By Last-Minute Changes
Some of your favorite movie moments were added months after everyone went home.
5 Weird Overseas Adaptations of Famous American TV Shows
How do you adapt a TV show for another country? Here's some ideas.
Amazingly Bad Movie Ad Campaigns
There are a bunch of tried and true ways to market a movie ... these are not that.
4 Ways Corporations Are Turning Us Into Jerks
Consumer culture trains all of us to be abrasive rage monsters.
5 Reasons We Should Be Worried About Star Wars Episode IX
How hard can it be to make a good 'Star Wars' movie?
11 Ridiculous Reasons For Changes To Famous Movies
Spoiler alert: if the source material paints China in an unfavorable light, it'll likely be changed in the movie.
