If you can’t be big, be smart.

Remembering all the times Hollywood big shots bowed to the whims of the masses.

Some people know you can only break the rules by following them to the letter.

It's hard to take your ancestors seriously after you realize how they all smelled.

A commercial's only job is to convince you that your life will be better with its product.

Modern folks are so sensitive ...

Tourists are just the worst.

Money, money, money.

America's pretty great, but by taking a few pages out of other countries' lawbooks, it could be even greater.

It's a little disconcerting how many of these boundaries were drawn with less care than your average Bowsette hentai.