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jbreeding91 Charlottesville, Va
Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
About Me:
Columnist for Cracked and a contributor to McSweeney's, Paste Magazine, The Hard Times, Ranker, Looper, Modern Rogue, and more. I'd put something funnier here, but I'd really like for you to hire me. Will joke for food.
Just about everything I've written (including over 100 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to scream at me at jbreeding91@gmail.com.
5 Classic Movies And Shows That Have Idiotic Origin Stories
Sometimes the path to immortality is much stupider than you would have expected.
5 Hollywood Movies That Got Turned Into Stupid, Stupid Books
From the page to the silver screen is a one-way street.
6 Times Audiences (Successfully) Pushed Hollywood Around
Remembering all the times Hollywood big shots bowed to the whims of the masses.
5 Wild Loopholes People Used To Beat Rigged Systems
Some people know you can only break the rules by following them to the letter.
5 Insane Facts From History Nobody Taught You In School
It's hard to take your ancestors seriously after you realize how they all smelled.
5 Commercials That Hate You, The Customer
A commercial's only job is to convince you that your life will be better with its product.
5 Lost Video Game Mechanics That Need To Come Back
Really kinda wish everyone had ripped off these ideas.
5 Iconic Movies Saved By Last-Minute Changes
Some of your favorite movie moments were added months after everyone went home.
5 Weird Overseas Adaptations of Famous American TV Shows
How do you adapt a TV show for another country? Here's some ideas.
5 Amazingly Bad Movie Ad Campaigns
There are a bunch of tried and true ways to market a movie ... these are not that.
4 Ways Corporations Are Turning Us Into Jerks
Consumer culture trains all of us to be abrasive rage monsters.
5 Reasons We Should Be Worried About Star Wars Episode IX
How hard can it be to make a good 'Star Wars' movie?
5 Lost Video Game Features That Should've Become Standard
There are a few things that are cool and original and SHOULD have been copied, but weren't.
5 Nightmarish Implications Of Classic Kids' Movies
Some kids' movies are really creepy when you devote more than a second of thought to them.
5 Idiotic Plot Holes Everybody Missed In Famous Movies
On the surface, Qui-Gon Jinn seemed to be a logical warrior. But dig a little deeper, and you find yourself wondering how he even became a Jedi Master.
11 Ridiculous Reasons For Changes To Famous Movies
Spoiler alert: if the source material paints China in an unfavorable light, it'll likely be changed in the movie.
