Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
Columnist/Personal Experience Team Member for Cracked and a contributor to McSweeney's, Paste Magazine, The Hard Times, Ranker, Modern Rogue, and more. I'd put something funnier here, but I'd really like for you to hire me. Will joke for food.
Just about everything I've written (including over 90 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to scream at me at email@example.com.