Sounds... not that bad, actually.

Writer: Jordan Breeding 
Illustrator: Winston Rowntree 
Animator: Tony Wilson 
Editor: Jordan Breeding

Based on the article: I Was A Cop In A Country With No Guns: 6 Startling Truths

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