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I Have No Sense Of Smell: 5 Insane Realities
A world without sniffing farts seems promising at first, but here's the stinking truth.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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Hidden Changing Room Cameras: 7 Security Guard Confessions
Shoplifters beware ... but not really because proving shoplifting is nigh impossible.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes, Carolyn Burke
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7 Awful Things I Learned About Surgery By Helping Surgeons
WARNING: The following is gross and terrifying and is not for the faint of heart.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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The Mile High Club Sucks: 5 Things Flight Attendants Know
Most of us get to see air travel only from the perspective of weary passengers. But what is life like for the people who call an airplane their office?
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- By Anna Dakota, Anonymous
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6 Shockingly Brutal Realities Of An Organic Dairy Farm
We spoke with an actual live-in organic farm hand to learn what life is really like at the place where all of our childhood dogs went and lived happily ever after.
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- By Anonymous, Carolyn Burke
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6 Things You Learn Training, And Owning, Service Dogs
We've been breeding dogs for centuries for every dumb task we no longer feel like doing ourselves, but it wasn't until recently that we began training them to help people with disabilities.
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Realities Of A Homeless Shelter At Christmas
Most people dream of a white Christmas, unless you're homeless -- then it murders you. We spoke to someone who makes helping these people a full-time job.
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- By Anna Dakota, Anonymous
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5 Insane Realities Of The Rural Meth Trade
One minute you're a young guy selling meth, then all of the sudden you're selling heroin with the Aryan Brotherhood.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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Women Are More Dangerous Than Men: 5 Lessons Of A Bouncer
We talked to a bouncer named Cronk and learned all about terrifying women, Road House, and how everyone is just itching for a fight to happen.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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6 Shockingly Brutal Realities Of Working For A Museum
It turns out museums are deathtraps and almost certainly haunted.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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5 Awful Things I Learned About Drugs Working At A Pharmacy
Misinformation, determined addicts and dealers ... just a few things you deal with as a gatekeeper of a great narcotics vault.
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- By Anna Dakota, Anonymous
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6 Brutal Things You Experience As An Ex-Convict
What's life like after you reenter a society that would much rather you stay behind bars?
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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5 Ugly Things You Learn As A Sex Slave In The Modern World
Here's the reality: If you've paid for sex, there's a significant chance the person you were with was there against their will.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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I Accidentally Took PCP And Went Crazy: 6 Insane Lessons
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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Blood, Drugs, & Cheating: 5 R-Rated Realities Of Gymnastics
Future Olympic gymnasts get their start as toddlers, and then it gets worse.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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5 Dark Things You Learn About Humanity Cleaning Up Bonnaroo
What happens when you get tens of thousands of littering humans all in exactly the same spot, and get them all drunk? Here's a hint: It's pretty gross.
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- By Mark Hill, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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6 Weird Things You Experience In A Marching Band
Cracked wanted to know if the middle school stereotypes about 'band geeks' hold true all the way at the top, so we sat down with a couple college marching band members. This is what we learned.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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6 Realities In A Super Religious Family That Wants Me Dead
Honor killing claims 5,000 lives every year. And for some young Muslims, mostly women, all it takes to become a statistic is living a normal adult life.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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5 Terrible Things You Learn As A School Bus Driver
The real Miss Frizzle would've let the bus run in a closed garage before dealing with those kids again.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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5 Things You Learn Helping Rich College Kids Cheat (For Pay)
Note: If you get caught doing this shit, you'll get kicked out of school. Do not take any of this as a recommendation.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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