Zero out of five trauma surgeons recommends diesel fuel and tiny Band-Aids for massive lacerations.
And don't even get her started on the people coming in asking where they can find the homeopathic remedies. "Homeopathy," she says, "is the biggest rip off on the face of the planet." It's so useless she can't legally recommend to anyone -- it literally contains no active ingredient.
"15C" means this is a very dilute preparation of marsh tea. It's so diluted it contains LESS marsh tea than the average tap water.
But then there are those slightly more well-informed customers who are following the advice of the experts -- only here, "experts" mean "drug company ads on TV." For instance, after promotion for a drug called Lovaza hit airwaves, Miranda immediately saw patients coming in with prescriptions for it (the ads literally say, "TOO MUCH FAT IN YOUR BLOOD. ... Ask your doctor if LOVAZA is right for you").