Or their iced tea. Same difference.
But even more common than that? The condoms. "Yeah, we found a lot of condoms. During concerts they were everywhere, especially in the toilet stalls. And not all were empty when we found them." That's right; the lines to the port-o-potties are long because there are people fucking in there. And of course, what would you do with your jizz-filled condom afterward, other than toss it aside for the cleaning staff to find? "The new cleaners make a big deal of this," says Barbara, an event cleaner from the Chicagoland area. "But honestly, after a while, it just becomes normal. Gross, but normal."
Inside lies more abandoned babies than in a Dickens orphanage.
Then there's far less gross but strangely common refuse, like tons of tons of ... business cards? "I cannot begin to tell you how many of those we pick up," Barbara says. So we hate to say it, but the guy you met at the Weezer show who seemed really into your vegan aerosol juice cleansing startup was probably only being polite.
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