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Twitter Creates The Hardest RPG Ever Made: Survive Beyonce And shows that the medium is perfect for Choose Your Own Adventures. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 24, 2019
No, EA, Loot Boxes Aren't The Same As Kinder Eggs And they aren't fun! Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 21, 2019
There's A New Frontrunner For Worst Version Of Monopoly Ever Monopoly Voice Banking takes whatever little fun left and gives it to the bank. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 20, 2019
Elon Musk Is In The News Again For Yet Another Stupid Reason The transformation into Thomas Edison is almost complete. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 17, 2019
The Huge Flaw With Jordan Peterson's New Social Media Site Spoiler alert: it isn't a particularly great plan. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 14, 2019
Fake Robot Mark Zuckerberg Is More Likable Than The Real One Instagram would be foolish to take down this charismatic portrayal of their robot master. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 12, 2019
So, Justin Bieber Just Challenged Tom Cruise To An MMA Fight We know, we're tired too. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 10, 2019
Gwyneth Paltrow Launches Goop For Men, Yikes Take our handy test to find out if you're Goop material! Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 07, 2019
Uh, There Is Now An Xbox-Scented Axe Body Wash The PC version will come out in 2031. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 05, 2019
Sorry, You Can't Cosplay In Disney's Star Wars Park A rational rule for an irrational fanbase. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 03, 2019
No, J.K. Rowling, We Don't Want To Hear More Magic Trivia Four new books are coming, but we've already seen too much. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 31, 2019
'Pokemon Sleep' Finally Makes Parenting Obsolete There's nothing weird about a game watching you sleep, right? Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 29, 2019
Take A Deep Breath, You Probably Don't Have Gaming Disorder The new WHO classification sounds scary, but it'll help nerf the toxicity out of our favorite pastime. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 28, 2019
Rotten Tomatoes Has Entered The War Against 'Review Bombing' Review bombing will now come at a cost -- but it’s not exactly clear yet for whom. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 24, 2019
This 'Game Of Thrones' Parody Is The True Ending We Wanted A worthy end to Westeros -- and beginning to Westereros. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 22, 2019
How They Nailed The Animation In 'Into The Spider-Verse' You'd be amazed how much of themselves animators put into their cartoon creations. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 20, 2019
Robert Pattinson Is A Fine Batman Choice, Everybody Shut Up This might be the closest to the classic movie Batman we've gotten in 30 years. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 17, 2019
FYI: The Game Of Thrones Guys Are Making The Next Star Wars They're just moisture-farming angry fan bases at this point. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 15, 2019
Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 13, 2019
Bethesda Accused Of Stealing From 'Dungeons And Dragons' It's not an homage when you boost an entire Dungeons & Dragons adventure. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 10, 2019
