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Famously Cursed Game 'Fallout 76' Now Has A Mold Problem Maybe a bit too lore accurate? Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 25, 2019
Twitter Is So Toxic That Even Disney Won't Buy It White gloves can only get so dirty. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 23, 2019
Sean Bean, Who Dies In Many Movies, Is Over Dying In Movies The action star is finally demanding some plot armor. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 20, 2019
Watch The Trailer For 'Cuck,' An Alt-Right Incel Horror Film It's sorta like Fight Club, but with no Brad Pitt. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 18, 2019
Forget Animals, Get An Emotional Support Clown Instead Turn any meeting into a circus. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 16, 2019
Science Says Your Own Skeleton Is Freaking You Out Spine-tingling fear! Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 13, 2019
The KFC Dating Sim Will Make You Fall In Love (With Chicken) Otome no herbs and spices. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 11, 2019
Behold, The World Record For Most Downvoted Reddit Comment They must feel so proud and accomplished. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 09, 2019
Screw Director's Cuts, Tarantino Is Making 'Miniseries' And somehow, it's Millennials fault? Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 06, 2019
Well, They Cancelled Richard Gere's Mass Shooting Show Uh, thoughts and prayers? Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 04, 2019
Here's A Real Movie: Freaky Friday, But With A Serial Killer And that serial killer is Vince Vaughn? Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 03, 2019
Here's The Trailer For Amazon's Hot Air Balloon Action Movie 2 Hot 2 Air? Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 30, 2019
A Cheetos Movie Is Coming, And It's Going To Win Every Oscar This movie has heat. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 28, 2019
Disney's New Streaming Channel Just Sounds Like Old TV Tune in weekly for all your wholesome programming. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 26, 2019
'Celebrity Book Curator' Is A Job, Because Rich People Suck Apparently, you should judge a book by its cover. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 23, 2019
Spider-Man Quits Marvel, A New Matrix -- Is It 2001 Again? Did the Y2K bug finally strike? Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 21, 2019
George R.R. Martin's Feelin' Great After The Ending Of 'GOT' It really took the pressure off. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 19, 2019
Meet TV Head Man, The Newest American Urban Legend And they will strike again. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 16, 2019
Verizon Ruined Tumblr And Just Sold It For Peanuts Turns out you can put a price on furry hentai love. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 14, 2019
Tarantino Wants To Make A Horror Film, Forgot He Already Did The year was 2006, everybody. Authors By Cedric Voets Published August 12, 2019
