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The Earliest Video Game Ads Were Weird AF And they featured almost no gameplay! Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 30, 2019
In Belgium, The Mortal Kombat Theme Is A Whole Music Genre Rave over here! Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 26, 2019
That Time A Hollywood Icon Made A Duck Centipede 100% zoologically accurate. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 24, 2019
'Cats' Gets A Day One Patch To Fix Its Graphics Patches the cat. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 23, 2019
Reminder: This Is The God-King Of YouTube Videos Yes, this is the only video On YouTube that matters. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 23, 2019
Sea Lions Commandeer Ship, Declare War On Mankind We need YOU to scare off 2,000 pounds of blubber. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 20, 2019
Alert The Baby Turtles, Green Ooze's Leaking From The Earth It's a crisis miracle! Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 19, 2019
Crypto Bros Ask To Dig Up A CEO's Grave To See If He's There It's a kind of mining? Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 18, 2019
Science Declares Boomers Are More Sensitive Than Millennials Science doesn't care about their feelings! Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 16, 2019
The VFX Team Who Fixed Sonic Got Laid Off Can't outrun the crunch. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 13, 2019
The 2019 Words Of The Year Prove 2019's Been Rough Them's the breaks. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 11, 2019
The 'Free Guy' Trailer Doesn't Seem To Get Modern Gaming No Purpose Character. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 09, 2019
The Hilarious Way Artists Are Fighting Online Scammers Oceans11.jpeg! Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 06, 2019
Facebook Workers Get An A.I. To Handle Disappointed Parents Awkward dinner? Just vent the airlocks. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 04, 2019
At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's Bawitdaba, pass the green beans. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 02, 2019
The Matrix Is Real, If You Are A Cow Do moos believe in fate? Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 27, 2019
Fox Out-Boomers Everyone, Wants To Make 'OK Boomer' A Show OK, Fox. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 25, 2019
Tesla's Cybertruck Is The Car Of Our Dystopian Future Marvel at its Paul Verhoeven-approved boxiness! Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 22, 2019
The Director of 'Parasite' Has Ended The Marvel Debate Marvel as cinema is just too tight a fit. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 20, 2019
Don't Forget, It's A Miracle 'Game Of Thrones' Even Got Made Then it got bad again, then good for about 3 episodes, then bad again. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 20, 2019
