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WWE Minus Audiences Equals Shakespearean Theatre Dost thou knoweth what thine Rock be cooketh? Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 18, 2020
A Grand Library Of Banned Journalism Has Been Built Inside 'Minecraft' Blocks unblocking blocks. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 16, 2020
Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia Always spew racist nonsense into your elbow and away from people. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 13, 2020
Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares You might not want to know what it's like, unless you're male, upper-clase and white. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 13, 2020
French Town Breaks World Record Of Most Morons Dressed Like Smurfs In One Place Sacre bleu. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 11, 2020
Airlines Are Letting Greed (And Coronovirus Panic) Kill Off The Spirit Of Aviation Look out! It's a g-g-g-g-greedy airline! Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 09, 2020
MCU Beware: The Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe Is Upon Us Ruh-roh? Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 06, 2020
'Innovative' Things That Are Taking Steps Backward Like looking into a Black Mirror. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 05, 2020
Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible No Judge. No Justice. All Judy Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 04, 2020
The Sticky Scandals Of Brooklyn's Maraschino Cherry Factory Red bees and green leaves. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 03, 2020
'The Gaming Bed' Is A Thing, And It Is Yikes It's the race car bed of our times. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 02, 2020
A 'Braveheart' Sequel About Everyone's 7th Favorite Character Is Here, Whoopee Braveheart 2: Bruceheart Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 28, 2020
Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank We're entering some Injustice League territory here. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 26, 2020
The 5 Most Garbage Democrats In Congress Just look at these asses. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 26, 2020
Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things The white sheet of surrender. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 24, 2020
Polygamy Is Moving Towards Being Decriminalized In Utah (Forget Poly Husbands, Though) Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news? Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 21, 2020
The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy Always be prepared to lowball victims. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 19, 2020
5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American (Fixed rate) power to the people! Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 18, 2020
Target's Grocery Deliverymen Are Being Told To Buy Gifts For Rich Customers It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 17, 2020
That 'Unreleasable' Tom Holland Sci-Fi Movie Now Has A Release Date Hey, they only spent 100 million dollars on it. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 14, 2020
