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Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain No sex outside of wedlockdown. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 03, 2020
K-Pop Stans And Hackers Are Sabotaging Cops With Music Bombs A pitched battle. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 02, 2020
Peter Jackson Revealed The Chaotic Origins Of The Best 'Lord Of The Rings' Meme One does not simply memorize a speech during one's lunch break. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 01, 2020
Unexpected Groups That Are Getting Torn Apart By Drama Small communities, major drama. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 01, 2020
More Than Half Of Americans Might Say 'Pass' To A Vaccine Trusting the government is a bitter pill to swallow. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 29, 2020
Wolves Have Trapped A Bolivian Orchestra In A Spooky German Castle During All This Who wants to watch 'The Shining' with an all siku flute soundtrack? Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 27, 2020
All Hail Peter I, The Karate Conspiracist Who Crowned Himself King Of Germany Deep state royalty. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 25, 2020
In Mel Gibson's Hurricane Maria Movie, Root For The Bad Guys The hurricane is the least disastrous thing in this garbage movie. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 22, 2020
Hark! Shakespeare's Globe Theatre May Closeth Forever Due To This Crappe A plague upon the house of Shakespeare. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 20, 2020
How Settlers Of Catan Makes Us All Massive Jerks Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 20, 2020
Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total These guys know their A, B, and C words. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 18, 2020
So Now Local News Guys Are The 'Enemy Of The People'? Sticking it to the Man from down the street. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 15, 2020
Throwaway Jokes That Eventually Became Real Life imitating fart jokes. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 15, 2020
The 'Samurai Jack' Guy Is Actually Making Us Excited To See A 'Popeye' Movie Full squint ahead. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 13, 2020
Everyday Stuff America Sucks At (Compared To Everybody Else) Sweating the small stuff. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 08, 2020
You Can Spend A Virtual Night In The Haunted House Of 'The Conjuring' A second-rate Paranormal Activity. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 01, 2020
'Trolls: World Tour' May Just Have Ruined The Movie Theater Industry Another victim of online trolling. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 29, 2020
5 Work Perks (That Are Actually A Trap) For the millionth time, companies are not your friend! Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 29, 2020
Gut-Wrenching Things Done By Beloved Presidents How the mighty have stayed perfectly upright. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 28, 2020
Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over? Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant? Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 27, 2020
