So maybe, given that he's not planning on touring or performing anytime soon, Bieber felt very safe to throw this fake challenge to Tom Cruise, who's currently filming the big-budget Top Gun sequel and spends so much of his life on film sets that he's been accidentally loaded into a prop truck several times. BUT Cruise is literally the only star in the world bigger than the insurance industry. He has cost studios millions of dollars doing his stunts, and nobody says a peep. So yeah, actually, there is the slightest, eensiest-weensiest chance that Tom Cruise might just beat up Justin Bieber. Huh, that pepped us up more than the coffee.
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