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Marina Reimann

Despite having the physical constitution of a Dickensian orphan, I enjoy jumping out of airplanes, leaping from tall buildings with lengths of bungee cord, writing, drawing, reading comic books (especially Deadpool), and playing lots and lots of video games.

Watch me fall out of a plane here, if you want: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0FrKBqN0sw&index=1&list=PL2sQSTFaXy4yjvmCIllELJ1mJP0jVXQh-

I'm also a quick fix researcher and writer. Read my nonsense here and below:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-legal-reasons-internet-trolls-get-away-with-death-threats/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-hilariously-depressing-theme-cruises-you-can-go-now/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-homeowners-with-problems-you-didnt-know-were-possible/

You can follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BishouNoMarina
...but you probably shouldn't. I have no sense of direction.

4 Homeowners With Problems You Didn't Know Were Possible

For anyone but the richest among us, being saddled with the gifts of the 'The 12 Days of Christmas' could very well destroy your life.or the people on this list, no homeowner's insurance is ever going to cover the shit that is trying to drag them to Hell itself as we speak.

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