In the early days of the band, most of the members had girlfriends -- which is problematic when your job kind of insists on you sexing groupies. Not wanting to break up with the loves of their lives, but also wanting to constantly be boning other people whenever they weren't home, the Crue came up with a plan. After every piece of backstage or recording booth tail, the band would take Tommy Lee's van to a place called Naugles. There, they celebrated their infidelity with a round of egg burritos -- one to eat, and one to slather all over their dicks and balls.
Now, rubbing Mexican food on your junk isn't some old-fashioned cure-all for groupie-related STIs -- this ritual was all about the smell. The band figured that the smell of egg burrito would overpower even the most pungent of backstage favors. And before you ask "Couldn't they just shower?" remember that this is Motley Crue we're talking about. Look at them. Taking a shower would raise more suspicions than coming home smelling of strange vaginas. As Vince Neil described it, "We would tell our girlfriends, 'Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.'" Every day of the week. Maybe their girlfriends were too worried about them dying of high cholesterol to be thinking about them cheating.
As we know you're dying to find out, they used the burritos like washcloths, not like fleshlights. The Crue didn't ram their members into piping-hot eggs. At that point of the evening, their dicks were already burning plenty.