The website, http://martinlutherking.org, is designed to entrap lazy students with overdue book reports who'll take the first source Google hands them. And it works. It's such a problem for teachers that they have to keep reminding their students that the official website of this national hero doesn't call him a "beast" and blame his promotion on the all-powerful ZOG.
It's weird that many young people don't question why the guy's official website was calling for his federal holiday to be cancelled, but they were probably too fascinated by the pop quiz which tells you whether you're a politically correct libcuck or a woke race realist who's definitely going to be assassinated by the government. But if you're looking for a comforting detail, here's one: This is a problem that's only destined to get worse. As of now, 35 percent of students are handing in homework assignment that cite spoof websites, fake news, and bullshit statistics that wouldn't look out of place at a White House press conference.
Oh wait. That wasn't comforting at all, was it?
Role-Players Are Stealing Kids Photos And "Adopting" Them on Instagram
By now, we all know to keep intimate photographs away from the internet if we don't want them falling into unwanted hands. But it's no longer just your private reel of nipples and butts that people will use for their invasive entertainment. Internet weirdos will even take the most innocent part of people's lives and tamper with it: pictures of their children.
Digital kidnapping is one of the latest fucked-up fads sweeping social media, Instagram in particular, and it's even creepier than it sounds. These pic-nappers sift through photos of other people's children and claim them as their own, writing up biographies, talking about fake hobbies and quirks, giving them fake names -- in short, turning real children into creepy internet dolls for their unmedicated pleasure.
It starts with followers who appear to come out of nowhere. They watch your account, steal the images of your kids, rename them, and claim them as their own. It's very distressing for parents, who are often unaware until they receive confusing messages from strangers who have seen their children under different names, with different parents and different lives -- lives that would make normal people want to call the cops. Here's a sample of the way role-playing works on Instagram:
BURN THE WORLD! BURN IT! LET THE FIRE REDEEM US!
With the *shudder* rising popularity of digital kidnapping, so-called "adoption agencies" have sprung up to supply photographs of attractive babies and even older children for "role-players" to claim for themselves. It might not seem too bad on the surface, but imagine being a parent and finding an avatar of your daughter online telling some grown man to stop taking pictures of her in bed. Another of these depicts a newborn with tubes coming out of its body, captioned: "My mother had me trying to kill me in the hospital bathroom. She had me and left me in the toilet. Luckily I clogged the toilet ... I need a mommy."
Some role-players are weirdly fixated on the nudity of the babies, on the sexual power they will wield as they grow up, or other creeptastic aspects of the process of raising a child. The comments aren't always kind, either. One mother found a role play pic of her five-month-old baby accompanied by jeering comments about the child being ugly and malformed. Worse still, some fake parents enjoy pretending to abuse the children as part of their story. Who knew people who steal pictures of kids and then pretend they're their children would have mental health issues?
But while digital kidnapping isn't a crime (not yet, anyway), it can be a gateway to the vile recesses on the internet. According to Australia's Children's eSafety Commissioner, almost half of the filth found on pedophilia sites come from social media. Those who role-play with other people's children are also setting up handy repositories for actual criminal degenerates to get off on. Remember, folks: This is the internet. If you can fake-kidnap a baby to take fake care of, someone else can fake-kidnap your fake baby to fake-molest it. Being a fake-parent is harder than it looks.
When they aren't planning their island cult/utopia, Marina and Adam spread the good word on Twitter. Adam also has a Facebook page and a newsletter about creepy history that only the coolest kids are subscribed to. You're cool, aren't you? Prove it.
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