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5 Words We Only Use Because the Old Ones Were Too Dirty
People only started talking about light meat and dark meat because they were too embarrassed to talk about breasts and legs
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- By Ryan Menezes
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30 Trivia Tidbits About Fast Food
Nuggets on nuggets
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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30 of the Wildest Things That Have Happened to People in the Shower
‘A lizard came out of the overflow drain’
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- By Ian Garner
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27 Random Bits of Trivia to Slake Your Permathirst for Knowledge
It may not be a never-ending fact list, but it should hold you over
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 7, 2024
We’re just gonna leave these fresh facts on the windowsill to cool off
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- By Jesse
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Marlon Wayans Says That Comedy Movies Will Make A Comeback
Wayans isn’t worried about the downswing of comedy films because movie trends are ‘cyclical’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Cedric the Entertainer Quit Gambling After One Round of Golf With Michael Jordan
The ‘Barbershop’ star recalls His Airness and Charles Barkley betting 10 grand on each hole
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Thirty Years Later, Even the Writers of ‘Friends’ Don’t Know Who Coined the Phrase ‘Friend Zone’
Neither writer of ‘The One with the Blackout’ was able to take responsibility for the episode’s enduring impact
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- By Keegan Kelly
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24 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 7, 2024
You need to land a zinger, dude
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- By Ian Garner
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31 of the Funniest Burns of Celebrity Fits at the Met Gala
Nothing behind the eyes
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- By Ian Garner
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Bill Maher Plans to Quit Stand-Up, ‘Like Cutting Off A Limb’
‘Well, or I could go back’
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Was ‘Sixteen Candles’ Racist? Gedde Watanabe Didn’t Think So At The Time
‘I didn’t think it was stereotypical or racist. Isn’t that weird?’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here Are The Jokes Nikki Glaser Didn’t Tell at the Tom Brady Roast
‘Proceeds from tonight’s show are going toward CTE research and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up’
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- By Matt Solomon
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33 Trivia Tidbits About Music History
Belt out these facts like nobody’s watchin’
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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16 Times Jerry, George, Kramer or Elaine Killed Someone on ‘Seinfeld’
‘Manya died!’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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20 Movies That Would Be Ruined If Their Endings Were Extended
‘Thelma & Louise’ ended at the perfect triumphant moment
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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For the Second Time in 10 Months, Frank Reynolds’ Anti-Diddling Song from ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Is Amazingly Relevant
Drake lifted his latest diss track in his beef with Kendrick Lamar from a certain child beauty pageant
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Are the Real-World Versions of Ned Flanders’ Leftorium
Flanders’ dream is now a reality — in fact, it was a reality even before his dream
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Did Christopher Nolan Rip Off Dana Carvey’s Post-’SNL’ Bomb?
Before ‘Memento’ there was ‘Clean Slate’
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- By JM McNab
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15 Out-of-Context Jokes and Quotes From ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’
The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do
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- By Jesse
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‘Simpsons’ Conspiracy Theorists Believe That Matt Groening Is Ex-CIA
Because the U.S. intelligence community is such a breeding ground for cartoonists
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- By JM McNab
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Five Abandoned Comedy Landmarks
Inject a little humor into your summer travel plans
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- By Brian VanHooker
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