Former plastician, current staff. If there are memes involved, I'm Lando. And not the young, carefree Gambino Lando, either. Nope, I'm the Lando who has labor and supply problems of every kind, but still looks pretty smooth in a cape.
It turns out George R.R. Martin maybe knew a thing or two about history, and you can actually learn something between all the death and incestuous sex.