They say our culture is sex-crazy, and it's kind of hard to disagree with that notion, what with how plentiful and disturbing our selection of pornography is. But wank films aside, we can't even escape sex in the most innocent and innocuous of places.

As you're about to see, thanks to the work of AuntieMeme, if someone can slip a dick joke in somewhere, they will. Just take a look at ...

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