22 Heinous Crimes Committed By Batman And Superman

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22 Heinous Crimes Committed By Batman And Superman

Batman and Superman: Two of the most iconic and influential comic book characters of all time. One is an anti-hero, vigilante that never kills. The other is a golden boy that stands for truth, justice, and the American way. Except that, upon closer inspection, they really aren't (except for that whole "iconic" part).

You see, when you dig far enough into the characters, they pretty much boil down into a couple of contradictory murderers. Assholes, really. Don't believe us, then how do you explain things like ...

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IN HIS FIRST EPONYMOUS ISSUE, BATMAN CAUGHT A BAD GUY. Bu UC TE SKY STTING AS THE MONSTER RISESTHE OFATN. THE RATSAN! STEEL LIKE ROPE oF TE BATMAN LOO

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IN THE KILLING JOKE, BATMAN DEFEATS THE JOKER. OAA HOOOF THEN THE TWO OF THEM HAVE A GOOD GIGGLE TOGETHER. HEE In the the Joker HEE HEE HEE HAHA story

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SUPERMAN WANTS TO SPARE LOIS SOME PAIN. SO HE GIVES HER A KISS THAT GIVES HER AMNESIA. The thing is. working in an office alongside a person you've se

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IF YOU THROW A SWORD AT BATMAN, DON'T MISS. IHE POWEREULL THROWSENDS NOW LETS SEE HOW THE SHARPSTEEL HISSING YOu CAN FIGHT WITHOUT THROUGH THE YOUR RA

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IN 1939. SUPERMAN DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT CRIME. Bu THEY MISTAKEN! SUPERMAN SECURES ARE FOR THEE A SOURC OF THE SOUND IS A ONE-MAN CYSLONE: SUPE

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