Movies do a good job of making sure we know exactly who the good guy is and who the evil shit head is. After all, our hero is the one doing kind things, giving sage advice, or saving the day, and our villain is the one doing ... not any of those things.

Except, well, no. It turns out that most time -- as the definitely-not-a-villain AuntieMeme helps us point out -- all those good deeds are just covering up some truly awful shit. We're talking about things like ...

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