Cracked Archive - Weird World
If Every Children's Game Was Turned Into A Movie
Proving that bathroom stall graffiti can't be too far off, Hollywood is raiding children's games for movie ideas.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 04, 2011
Too Stupid for Satire: How The Media Branded Me as a Racist
So, one day, you decide to amuse yourself by cursing into a microphone for two minutes and uploading it to YouTube. A year later, you're on the phone with a reporter talking about how you offended an entire nation, and will possibly be charged for inciting violence.
- By S Peter Davis
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- March 03, 2011
19 Ads For Products That Apparently Exist In Movies
If these products didn't exist, movies wouldn't make sense.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 02, 2011
4 Steps to Staying Relevant as a Bully In the Modern World
The last decade has not been kind to us. If you are reading this, or more likely, forcing someone to read it to you, then you already know the sorry state in which we find ourselves. Classrooms, offices and sports teams across the country have conspired against us to tear down the delicate social hierarchy we so carefully built with one gut-punch
- By Soren Bowie
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- February 28, 2011
15 Things They Don't Tell You About Being President
Wouldn't you love to know who shot JFK or whether he secretly had sex with your mom and is actually your real dad, or what the Supreme Court is for?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 26, 2011
How to Combine Two Wrongs to Make a Profit [COMIC]
Synergy is more commonly known as an energy drink from Holland.
- By Scott Meyer
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- February 25, 2011
The 5 Most Spectacularly Unsexy Workout Videos Ever
When a woman is post menopausal, her body starts to deteriorate. Some say this is the natural aging process; others argue that it's because she no longer gets the workout of strapping herself into a 60 pound menstrual belt seven times a day.
- By Seanbaby
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- February 24, 2011
The 7 Most Stupidly Overpowered Hunting Weapons
Hunting: It is an age-old dance. It is a sacred covenant between the predator and the prey ... and the guy bristling with a half-dozen giant cannons and sporting only the most advanced cloaking technology.
- By CRACKED Staff, Danny Vittore
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- February 24, 2011
6 Beloved Organizations (Started For Terrifying Reasons)
It's remarkable how some of these groups have changed with the times to become pillars of the community, despite some ugliness in their origin stories.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- February 23, 2011
If Google Search Results Had a Sense of Humor
We've seen our share of screen caps of vaguely offensive Google search suggestions. But what if Google decided they just straight up didn't give a fuck, and altered their algorithm accordingly?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 23, 2011
Speaking in Tongues: The Dark Truth Behind an On-Air Meltdown
Last week, the interent cheered as a reporter's brain went completely haywire live on television. I look into this strange phenomenon using good old fashioned investigative journalism.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 22, 2011
6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Never (Ever) Be President
I'm sorry Matilda, no one wants to elect a math nerd to the best job in the world, you can't be President.
- By Soren Bowie
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- February 21, 2011
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