Cracked Archive - Weird World
I'm still a pretty young guy, so feel free to punch me in the mouth for saying this, but getting old is kinda great.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- October 11, 2014
I convinced two REI-looking folks I was friends with to take me camping in the wilderness of the Chilean suburbs. It went poorly.
- By Alice Jane Axness
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- October 11, 2014
If you find that a group of teens are constantly trying to foil your plans, then you might be a villain.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 11, 2014
Stress seems to be something that modern society has no answer for. So it's no suprise people are starting to look a little outside the box for answers ...
- By T. O'Sullivan, Sam Jackson, Nathan Murphy
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- October 11, 2014
There are a lot of new things that make you cool now, and chances are you probably do one of these things. If none of them apply to you, congratulations, I guess.
- By Christina H
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- October 10, 2014
Everybody needs an occasional day off. But there's a right way to do take one, and an utterly dumb way to take one.
- By Kevin Phelan
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- October 10, 2014
We all agree to set aside certain faults and inconsistencies just as long as we can continue going to the places that make us happy. What kind of places do we have secret agreements with?
- By Luis Prada
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- October 09, 2014
Tyler Durden laments the single-serving world we live in, and it seems like it's worse than Chuck Palahniuk ever imagined.
- By Felix Clay
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- October 09, 2014
Here are a few tips to dodge some of the more slippery cow patties on your path to success.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- October 09, 2014
Humans are like a fungus growing on this great, big bathroom that God calls the world -- you stop paying attention for a few millennia, and that shit gets everywhere.
- By Ivan Farkas, Simone B.
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- October 08, 2014
We try to stay positive here at Cracked, but we're starting to suspect that the American political system is screwed.
- By Robert Evans
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- October 07, 2014
Here are five outspoken critics who suddenly found themselves Googling for a way to cleanly remove all of the bumper stickers from their car.
- By Dennis Fulton, Aaron James
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- October 06, 2014
We spoke to Bruce Weiner, who survived multiple attacks from Zeus 29 years ago. Here's what we learned.
- By Isaac Cabe, Bruce Weiner
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- October 06, 2014
Be warned -- some of the following is probably NSFW, unless your workplace is either seriously chill or incredibly disturbing.
- By Tristan Greer
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- October 05, 2014
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