23 Advertisements That Need To Die, Right Now

Hey advertisers, either get creative or get out of our television boxes.
23 Advertisements That Need To Die, Right Now

Hey, advertisers, everything you do is pretty much hot garbage. Between overusing tropes or just treating the viewers like they're a bunch of dickheads, we're getting pretty tired of your baloney.

So either get creative or get the hell out of our television boxes.

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23 Advertisements That Need To Die, Right Now
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